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Cubicle Porn: 5 Videos of People Quitting Their Jobs in Fantastic Ways

Cubicle Porn: 5 Videos of People Quitting Their Jobs in Fantastic Ways

Everyone knows you shouldn’t watch actual porn in your office, unless it’s your life’s ambition to be both fired and brought up on charges in the same hour. Thankfully, the best kind of cubicle porn involves fully clothed people doing things that are (technically) totally safe for work. They are, in fact, merely videos of people quitting their jobs. Behold, the most awesome quitting videos the internet has to offer.

1. Hotel Worker Quits With the Help of Some Friends

When Joey DeFrancesco tired of working 19-hour shifts at his hotel job, he didn’t just hand in his notice. He handed in his notice, and then had a brass band play him out with a cheery little celebration ditty. More than 2 million people have viewed this video on YouTube. Our favorite part is the prominent sign bragging: “THIS DEPARTMENT HAS WORKED THREE DAYS WITHOUT A LOST TIME ACCIDENT.” Sounds like an awesome place to work.

2. Thus Spake Zarathustra

OK, this looks hilarious when you watch it on YouTube, but if anyone ever came into our office with a boombox and a crazed look in his eye and started taking off his clothes, we would immediately get up and head for the nearest exit. This could have gone horribly, horribly wrong. (Still, oddly enough, fairly safe for work.)

3. The Best Way to Quit McDonald’s? Flip Out

Throw your fries in air like you just don’t care. “I’m moving in four days,” says the quitter in this video. “So I really don’t care about this job anymore.” The best part is watching his former coworkers stare at him. The worst part is imagining someone cleaning up.

4. Quitting via Whiteboard

This video, in which an attractive lady tells off her boss and then quits via a series of whiteboard messages, turned out to be a hoax. But it’s still one of the most awesome quits we’ve ever seen.

5. Any Dummy Can Work Here

If quitting via whiteboard doesn’t work for you, what about quitting in a word bubble? That’s what this guy did, making a life-size cardboard cut-out of himself, complete with a cartoon thought balloon. Granted, the fake him was actually just giving his usual patter (about maple syrup, weirdly.) But we’re pretty sure his bosses got the point.

Posted by James Wilkie

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